… and I am Somebody male. in my thirties. recovering alcoholic. live in minneapolis. work in progress. gay. serenity please.

More will be revealed

05.24.2005 · Posted in Misc

Please ignore the current mess of a situation in the Gallery. PHP sucks ass – and not in a good way. In the meantime, please entertain yourself with this site. If you’re not in the biz, you’ll think it’s funny. If you’re in the biz, you’ll think it’s sad but true.


5 Responses to “More will be revealed”

  1. Yep, that was pretty much true for the PR agency life too. Bagels everywhere. And desk toys. One girl I worked with was featured in the Chicago Trib b/c of her toy-filled cubicle. Duh. Hated that place. The job was kinda cool, though.

  2. HYSTERICAL, Dan! Love IT! So true! Gosh..I’m ordering that kit right now! That soul patch is the mojo I’ve been missing apparently… Thanks for this belly laugh!

  3. OMG.

    Glad I watched the whole thing to the end! I was ready to pay $1000 for the AdGuy Starter Kit.

  4. Wow, I want one… except there is no use for creative attorneys.

  5. You know what’s funny/not funny about that?

    1. I’m in the creative department
    2. I’ve recently grown a “soul patch”
    3. I’m wearing my black-rimmed glasses
    4. My shelves are covered with Simpsons toys

    Dear lord! I’m a cliché! Wait, when people make fun of you, doesn’t that mean you’ve “made” it? I choose to believe that. Shhhh… I’m believing…