I paid $32.01 to fill up my VW Jetta today. I’m not talking a big-honk’n Hummer or Suburban. I’m talking a regular every gay boy on the planet drives one VW JETTA! I only put about 12.5 gallons in the thing!
Maybe my next car should be a hybrid? The Prius is cool, but a little akward looking.
The Civic is neat – and it looks like a real car, but probably a little small for me (same problem with the Jetta).
The Accord is just more money than I want to spend for an Accord.
The Toyota Highlaner would be awesome, but I’m not ready to drop $40,000 on transportation!
The Ford – um, well … it’s a Ford.
Then there’s diesel – the Passat is offered with a diesel engine, but I’m afraid it’s probably just too slow for my tastes – that and it’s noisy and puffs black smoke out the rear.
The Jeep Liberty is now offerred with a diesel, but it’s a Liberty, and only women drive them.
What’s a girl to do?