… and I am Somebody male. in my thirties. recovering alcoholic. live in minneapolis. work in progress. gay. serenity please.

There’s been a murder

04.05.2005 · Posted in Home / Minneapolis

I just walked in the door this evening around 9:00pm. I grabbed a few chicken breasts out of the freezer and threw them into the microwave to thaw. That’s when I noticed it – the clue.

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The clue

My mind started racing – should I open the door, or run and get Dustin? Could I bear it alone? I decided to brave it. I opened the cabinet.

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The evidence

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More evidence

“Ackkkk!!!” I screamed. Dustin came running from his bedroom. What could have happened? That’s when we spotted the culprit.

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The Culprit

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Another view of The Culprit

After performing numerous examinations to determine the meat of the crime, I noticed the most horrifying thing:

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Canned Asparagus???

This was most definately Dustin’s doing.

7 Responses to “There’s been a murder”

  1. jimg says:
    April 5, 2005 at 9:43 pm

    so disturbing, so very disturbing

  2. WS! says:
    April 6, 2005 at 1:38 am

    That me not getting any sleep tonight! Thank you very much! 🙂

  3. Jake says:
    April 6, 2005 at 4:15 am

    Canned Asparagus is the grossest thing ever! Fresh is the only way to go! No wonder the canned tomato committed harakiri.

  4. steve says:
    April 6, 2005 at 7:26 am

    i’m just glad that you two survived the blast. what a disturbing discovery…

  5. Anonymous says:
    April 6, 2005 at 9:17 am

    Dan, I think you like to blame your poor roommate for everything.

  6. Michael Guy says:
    April 7, 2005 at 5:11 am

    What a mess! Just exactly how old WAS that can? I’d skip the canned asparagus if I were in your shoes.

  7. jason says:
    April 7, 2005 at 9:56 am

    that looks like a sign of botulism!!!!!! I hope you thoroughly washed your hands after handling that can!!!! It can kill you!