I just walked in the door this evening around 9:00pm. I grabbed a few chicken breasts out of the freezer and threw them into the microwave to thaw. That’s when I noticed it – the clue.

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The clue

My mind started racing – should I open the door, or run and get Dustin? Could I bear it alone? I decided to brave it. I opened the cabinet.

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The evidence

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More evidence

“Ackkkk!!!” I screamed. Dustin came running from his bedroom. What could have happened? That’s when we spotted the culprit.

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The Culprit

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Another view of The Culprit

After performing numerous examinations to determine the meat of the crime, I noticed the most horrifying thing:

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Canned Asparagus???

This was most definately Dustin’s doing.

7 thoughts on “There’s been a murder

  1. Canned Asparagus is the grossest thing ever! Fresh is the only way to go! No wonder the canned tomato committed harakiri.

  2. that looks like a sign of botulism!!!!!! I hope you thoroughly washed your hands after handling that can!!!! It can kill you!

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