Suspicous activity
There’s been some highly suspect things happening around the house lately. I present to you, the evidence:
Given the evidence, I can only come to one conclusion:
Somebody’s been sleeping with the enemy again.
… and I am Somebody male. in my thirties. recovering alcoholic. live in minneapolis. work in progress. gay. serenity please.
*Feeling queasy*
I don’t know. Looks like business as usual to me.
OMG, say it isn’t so!
Make a simple phone call. Here’s the number …
800-HOMELAND SECURITY
Ha! Reminds me of my college days. That little sign on the door said I’d have to sleep at my friends!