I just love Paris in the Spring. Paris Hilton, that is. Especially when she’s chomping on a HUGE unhealthy fastfood concoction that she’d never eat without an enormous binging session shortly thereafter.
Okay, so seriously, where did this chick come from? She’s completely famous – and for what? All for being a party girl. That’s right. Apparently all you have to do these days is be seen at all the right nightclubs on the sunset strip.
Oh yeah, and be filthy rich. And have a secretly video-taped sex session released on the internet. And have an anorexic figure. And be blonde. And fuck all the right guys.
I’m not bitter or jealous – really, I’m not. I think all of the gigs she’s gotten, publicity she’s reveled in, and money she’s been paid just to show up at places is all great! It’s funny. Anna Nicole funny.