… and I am Somebody male. in my thirties. recovering alcoholic. live in minneapolis. work in progress. gay. serenity please.

Holy shit – this is the coolest thing ever! Order M&Ms in up to 5lb bags, with YOUR OWN CUSTOMIZABLE MESSAGE!

Can you imagine walking into a party and seeing a bowl of these that say, Suck me, Lick me, or Eat me?