… and I am Somebody male. in my thirties. recovering alcoholic. live in minneapolis. work in progress. gay. serenity please.

I just watched The Machinist. Great film. Great film. The message to me was clear – your secrets will kill you. ...

Ever wonder what it would be like to speed through Paris in the wee hours of the morning, just before sunrise? Neither have I, but Rendezvous, a French short film, exemplifies it. Paris landmarks whiz by as the driver weaves in and out of traffic, ignores red lights, pushes their vehicle to its performance limit ...

Megan Mullally just signed a deal with NBC to host her own talk show that’ll begin airing Fall 2006! This is the best news in entertainment history since, um, since, well … um, since Six Feet Under was renewed? I wonder what they’ll call it? Here are some thoughts: Brutually Honest with Megan Mullally Attitude ...

I just love Paris in the Spring. Paris Hilton, that is. Especially when she’s chomping on a HUGE unhealthy fastfood concoction that she’d never eat without an enormous binging session shortly thereafter. Okay, so seriously, where did this chick come from? She’s completely famous – and for what? All for being a party girl. That’s ...

Ok, I’m a sci-fi geek. I like Star Trek and Star Wars. Yes, I’m gay. Yes, I like these two genres more than I like Liza or Babs. No, you cannot have my gay card. I can’t wait until May 19th – the big day – the day episode III debuts in theatres. Well, actually, ...

Does anyone know if Anna Nicole has been cancelled for good? I’m gonna miss her! I just got an email today from her fanclub – you can now get season 1 on DVD! ...

I was at Spyhouse this morning around 9:00 getting my coffee, settling in with my Sunday newspaper. There were two or three people in line for their morning energy-rush. I was across the room huddled behind the bar. It occurred to me that I’d neglected to grab a napkin on my way past the condiment ...

Hugh Jass Pat Magroin Holden Magroin Amanda Hugginkiss Mike Rotch Phil McCrackin Wayne King Ivana Tinkle Anita Bath Oliver Klosoff Bea O’Problem Seymour Butts I.P. Daily Homer Sexual Al Coholic Jacque Strap ...

You know the type – flaming drama queens who love gossip and make a big deal out of the smallest little things in an effort to live in an imaginary Melrose Place. Click for Pop-up Video action Warning: 2mb download Sorta gives the saying, “My mouth is on fire” a whole new meaning. ...

Had a rather manic day – meaning I haven’t had breakfast yet. Instead of bitching about it, I’m just going to recap some interesting things I’ve been exposed to today: This little bugger is a wireless webcam. It’ll stream video, snap pictures on a timer and email them to you, or just act as your ...