The year is 2010. Lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people have been guaranteed the rights granted every American by the Constitution of the United States. And, as predicted, the homosexuals have taken over.
Old Glory’s gone pink. Hedonism reigns. And ass-less chaps are standard office attire.
Welcome to the United States of Gaymerica. Experience it now at [...]

There are blow-up dolls on cable access right now. Seriously.

Ellen Barkin as Annette in Drop Dead Gorgeous
In the tradition of one of my favorite films, Drop Dead Gorgeous, I thought I’d post a few links that I found after watching the news last night.
I never knew there was such a thing as the Ms Senior Minnesota Pageant! Apparently they’re looking for contestants, too - [...]

A friend and I were just joking about how the only domain names left are full sentances.  Anything with under 5 or 6 characters is most likely taken.  He just sent me this link:   http://www.JohnKerryIsADouchebagButImVotingForHimAnyway.com/
I think it’s pretty funny :-)    DISCLAIMER:   I’m not the most politically opinionated or active homo on the [...]

Strange day so far. Work is busy, but a few things have struck me:
Was driving into work today and spotted an older, heavier gentleman in the large Lincoln next to me at the stoplight. He was wearing a cowboy hat, sunglasses, light-colored suit, and white gloves made of lace!
Drove further down Hennepin and [...]

I know, I’m going to hell, but I just can’t stay away from campy porn.
Amish Bondage: Adventures in Sin and Pride in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania

Good lord. I’m no zoologist, but I can’t imagine dirtying this ape’s mind is going to make him want to procreate.
Maybe this ape is gay, and maybe the ladies are too.