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A very important message

I received a very important voicemail this week! At least it sounds important. In fact, I’ve been getting an awful lot of these lately. I’m beginning to think somebody’s been writing my phone number in bathroom stalls.

The Dark Side of The Force

Tom seems to have left the public spotlight for the time being, but I ran across this made-for-the-internet video clip that I felt was only appropriate that it be shared.

On the image above, right-click and select ’save target as’ or ’save link as’ - depending on your browser.

Searching for serenity

I am posting this because it definitely worked for me and we could all use more serenity in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have [...]

Safe (fashionable) sex

I wonder if it comes in platinum as well? Gold is so … 1980.
Gold Ringed Burberry Condoms

Order your own 3-pack for the low low price of only $14.99! Or, if you wait, Old Navy is sure to come out with a sweat-shop version for only $3.99 in the very near future.

Oh Anakin, OHHHH Anakin


Jim told his story tonight at Hazelden. He did a great job. He’s an awesome speaker, getting both laughs and applauses. It’s quite an honor to be asked to speak at the treatment center that’s pretty much invented the current 28 day treatment program prescribed to most sufferring alcoholics and addicts.
I’d never [...]

Google ads oopsies

I tend to use the word “Republican” too often in my posts. I say this because Google is always serving up ads targetted at Republicans. Case in point is this ad that appeared today. Apparently ‘college republicans’ are so worthless they’re auctioning them off to the highest bidder! Somebody quick - [...]

Sharing sex toys

I think the business model behind Netflix is pure genius, which is probably why it caught on so quickly, and eventually forced Blockbuster to follow suit.
… but now this company is also following in Netflix’s steps! You subscribe to their service for $20 / month. Then you order away … Here [...]

Is this for real?

OMG - they have a website, petition, and the whole works!

Sioux me

You’ll have to add this to the many reasons I’ll be suffering in Hell for eternity, but I just couldn’t resist. Our local paper here - the Minneapolis Star Tribune recently ran an article publicizing the display of a rare treaty made between the federal government and the native Sioux leaders.
This photo was featured [...]




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