… and I am Somebody male. in my thirties. recovering alcoholic. live in minneapolis. work in progress. gay. serenity please.

I found myself mapping a remote address in northern Minnesota today and came across two interesting lakes in the middle of nowhere. Somebody was having some fun back in the day. ...

I usually check the local real estate listings daily. Always dreaming about that house on the hill I’ll someday live in. Quite often the decor in these homes is less than desireable – they’re just screaming out for an interior designer and their crew to come in and put a fresh face on them. However, ...

Saw this on Ryan’s blog. Google ” needs” and post the top ten results. 1. Sparkles needs our help right now 2. Sparkles needs a ride to CA 3. Sparkles needs a Home 4. Sparkles needs some paintings 5. Sparkles needs this costume!! 6. Sparkles needs a serial hug 7. Sparkles needs a sign!!!!! PLEASE ...

So I find myself sitting in a coffee shop on Sunday night surfing Technorati for interesting things. Low and behold, I find a blog of a guy who labels himself “Bar Guy.” Bar Guy is on a mission to visit 1000 bars in one year, and he’s just about made it. Coincidentally, he’s visited the ...

This past week has been rough. Some very long hours and two (separate) clients in Thursday & Friday have left me pretty much exhausted. Without fail, whenever I’m feeling overwhelmed, something funny comes my way, as if to say, “stop your whining and laugh a little.” Well this one certainly did. Thank you, Jordan. Experience ...

This may just be the funniest 3 minutes and 46 seconds I’ve ever experienced of Russian Disco Dancing, ever. Right-click and select “Save Target As” if you’d like to download it. DISCLAIMER: This is a 10mb Windows Media File for those of you on a dialup. ...

… but I sure had a lot of fun putting these together for a friend’s going away party. ...

My caller from the other day has struck again. This person obviously isn’t the brightest bulb on the tree … you’d think they’d realize they weren’t calling the right number by my voicemail greeting. I wonder if they’ll keep calling. ...

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No, really – dress these dogs up and get to the next level. I can’t even make it past level two, so I guess I’m not all that gay. ...