… and I am Somebody male. in my thirties. recovering alcoholic. live in minneapolis. work in progress. gay. serenity please.

Mah birthday

03.30.2005 · Posted in Autobiographical

My birthday was very nice. Friends put a lot of effort into it and it turned out to be a gay ‘ol time. I got some gag gifts – “Gliding Jesus” action figure, an entire bottle of “Rimming Syrup” and a kitty-launching gun. The food was fantastic, and the cake was quite endearing:


I also got some fun hair product, relaxing music (much needed), and Jim gave me a membership to the Walker. It all made me feel like I am somebody.

I’m so blessed to have such great friends. Thanks all.

8 Responses to “Mah birthday”

  1. Wow! You sure did get a cake!? So…like do you get to keep the Barbie!? “Rimming Syrup”? I’ve not seen that choice at my local pancake house…

  2. It was a pretty cake for a pretty girl.

  3. My sister got one of those cakes when she turned 8.

  4. Kitty-launching gun? 🙁 Be nice to kitties!

    You definitely are somebody, Dan! We love you, Sparkles!


    May you have many more, but only if you toss that kitty-launching gun. Just because you don’t prefer pussy …

  6. Happy Belated birthday!!! Yeah…26…
    Hope all is well! i’m not much for comments.

  7. Hey, Dan Phan – never seen you here before! Thanks!

  8. Happy belated birthday! Trust me, every year gets better and better.

    Weho Mark