… and I am Somebody male. in my thirties. recovering alcoholic. live in minneapolis. work in progress. gay. serenity please.

Another one of those ‘get to know me’ things

02.26.2005 · Posted in Autobiographical

Call me narcisistic – I’ve done two of these in twelve hours!

WHAT IS THE GEEKIEST PART OF YOUR BOOK COLLECTION?
My StarTrek TNG collection – I’m a totally trekkie.

WHAT DID YOU DO ON VALENTINE’S DAY?
Jim came over with some Lunds lasagna and a few gay flicks he got off of netflicks. They turned out to be pornos-with-mini-plots and were completely awful, so we rented an action flick on VOD.

WHAT DID YOU GET ON VALENTINE’S DAY?
Some lasagna

WHAT IS YOUR SECRET GUARNATEED WEEPING MOVIE?
Steel Magnolias

IF YOU COULD HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE?
Pectorial implants?

DO YOU HAVE A COMPLETELY IRRATIONAL FEAR?
ummm…. spiders and snakes totally freak me out, but I don’t consider that irrational.

WHAT IS THE LITTLE PHYSICAL HABIT THAT GIVES AWAY YOUR INSECURE MOMENTS?
Crossing my arms across my chest.

DO YOU KNOW ANYONE FAMOUS?
Yes.

WHAT DO YOU CARRY WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES?
cell phone, wallet, and most importantly, my chapstick

WHAT DO YOU MISS ABOUT BEING A KID?
The naievity, innocense, lack of responsibility, no real problems

WHAT WAS THE LAST SONG YOU WERE LISTENING TO?
Damien Rice’s The Blower’s Daughter

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A PLAY?
Yes, school plays in elementary school. I was scared to death.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Yes.

DO YOU LIKE YOURSELF AND BELIEVE IN YOURSELF?
Yes.

DO TRANSIENT, HOMELESS, OR STARVING PEOPLE SOMETIMES ANNOY YOU?
Sometimes? I’m usually accosted multiple times a day.

WHICH MUSICAL INSTRUMENT DO YOU WISH YOU COULD PLAY?
Sax.

FAVORITE FABRIC?
WTF? Um… lycra?

WHAT’S ONE LANGUAGE YOU WANT TO LEARN?
If it were possible to just be given the ability to speak another language I’d pick Italian because I like the way it sounds. However, I doubt I’d ever put the effort into learning it myself.

WHAT DO YOU ORDER AT A BAR?
Diet coke or bottled water.

HAVE YOU EVER PIERCED YOUR BODY PARTS?
Upper right ear.

DO YOU HAVE TATTOOS?
Nope.

DO YOU DRIVE A STICK?
Yep.

FAVORITE TRAIT OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
Tits and ass.

MOST FRIVOLOUS PURCHASE?
I’m sure there are many, but nothing immediately comes to mind.

WHAT ARE YOU BEST AT COOKING?
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese

WOULD YOU EVER GO OUT DRESSSED LIKE THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Yes.

WHAT’S ONE CAR YOU WILL NEVER BUY.
Geo.

WHAT KIND OF BOOKS DO YOU LIKE TO READ?
Easy reads. Memoirs. Anne Rice. Bret Easton Ellis.

IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Lots of things. I guess initially, call the bank. Quit my job. Celebrate. Buy things for myself and others. Make sure my parents had everything they needed. Invest.

DO YOU CRY IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS?
No.

WHAT’S ONE THING YOU LIKE TO DO ALONE?
Masturbate.

ARE YOU A GIVER OR A TAKER?
I can be both depending on what sense of the words you’re speaking of.

WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
A little over a year ago, right before I went into treatment.

HOW MANY DRINKS BEFORE YOU’RE TIPSY/SLEEPY?
Depends on the size of the drink, how stiff they are, what they’re made of, how many nights in a row I’ve been drinking, how much I’ve had to drink … taking all of that into account, though, generally 10 – 12.

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