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April 05, 2005

There's been a murder

I just walked in the door this evening around 9:00pm. I grabbed a few chicken breasts out of the freezer and threw them into the microwave to thaw. That's when I noticed it - the clue.

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The clue

My mind started racing - should I open the door, or run and get Dustin? Could I bear it alone? I decided to brave it. I opened the cabinet.

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The evidence

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More evidence

"Ackkkk!!!" I screamed. Dustin came running from his bedroom. What could have happened? That's when we spotted the culprit.

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The Culprit

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Another view of The Culprit

After performing numerous examinations to determine the meat of the crime, I noticed the most horrifying thing:

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Canned Asparagus???

This was most definately Dustin's doing.

Posted by SparklesMpls at April 5, 2005 09:07 PM

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so disturbing, so very disturbing

Posted by: jimg | April 5, 2005 09:43 PM

That me not getting any sleep tonight! Thank you very much! :)

Posted by: WS! | April 6, 2005 01:38 AM

Canned Asparagus is the grossest thing ever! Fresh is the only way to go! No wonder the canned tomato committed harakiri.

Posted by: Jake | April 6, 2005 04:15 AM

i'm just glad that you two survived the blast. what a disturbing discovery...

Posted by: steve | April 6, 2005 07:26 AM

Dan, I think you like to blame your poor roommate for everything.

Posted by: Anonymous | April 6, 2005 09:17 AM

What a mess! Just exactly how old WAS that can? I'd skip the canned asparagus if I were in your shoes.

Posted by: Michael Guy | April 7, 2005 05:11 AM

that looks like a sign of botulism!!!!!! I hope you thoroughly washed your hands after handling that can!!!! It can kill you!

Posted by: jason | April 7, 2005 09:56 AM

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