The latest meme trend

Published October 28th, 2005 in Absurdity

Saw this on Ryan’s blog. Google ” needs” and post the top ten results.

1. Sparkles needs our help right now

2. Sparkles needs a ride to CA

3. Sparkles needs a Home

4. Sparkles needs some paintings

5. Sparkles needs this costume!!

6. Sparkles needs a serial hug

7. Sparkles needs a sign!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN WE HAVE A LEMUR SIGN!!!!!

8. Sparkles needs to be on www.paperrad.org

9. Sparkles needs a new pair of shoes

10. Sparkles needs a Home with lots of love, attention, toys and pampering (some treats would be nice too)

1 higher powered Oct 29th, 2005 at 4:19 am

I really like #10.
2 sam Oct 30th, 2005 at 8:44 am

“…a serial hug.” That sounds nice, but also sounds like it may result in death or something worse.
3 chad Oct 30th, 2005 at 5:06 pm

Oh Sparkles…you can sleep in the basket next to my fireplace, okay? And I’ll even let you lick my feet.
4 SparklesMpls Oct 31st, 2005 at 8:03 am

Thanks, guys - I’ve come to the conclusion that my nickname is often shared by those of the feline persuasion. Not sure how I feel about that!
5 Tom Nov 4th, 2005 at 10:18 pm

OMG. I had to play and this is what I got.
1.) Tom needs cure for homophobia
2.) Let’s see how many lines Tom needs
3.) Tom needs to discuss these issues ASAP
4.) Tom needs a hat
5.) Tom needs to stretch further
6.) Tom needs a new Unicycle Fund
7.) Tom needs help
8.) Hey Tom, you need a shrink
9.) Tom needs to be back in a school setting
10.) Tom needs the skills we take for granted each day of our lives.
Whoa…it’s fucking surreal. Like the new magic 8 ball for this century.
6 SparklesMpls Nov 4th, 2005 at 10:28 pm

That’s totally hillarious, Tom - Goggle really does know everything

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