… and I am Somebody male. in my thirties. recovering alcoholic. live in minneapolis. work in progress. gay. serenity please.

The latest meme trend

10.28.2005 · Posted in Absurdity

Saw this on Ryan’s blog. Google ” needs” and post the top ten results.

1. Sparkles needs our help right now

2. Sparkles needs a ride to CA

3. Sparkles needs a Home

4. Sparkles needs some paintings

5. Sparkles needs this costume!!

6. Sparkles needs a serial hug

7. Sparkles needs a sign!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN WE HAVE A LEMUR SIGN!!!!!

8. Sparkles needs to be on www.paperrad.org

9. Sparkles needs a new pair of shoes

10. Sparkles needs a Home with lots of love, attention, toys and pampering (some treats would be nice too)

6 Responses to “The latest meme trend”

  1. I really like #10.

  2. “…a serial hug.” That sounds nice, but also sounds like it may result in death or something worse.

  3. Oh Sparkles…you can sleep in the basket next to my fireplace, okay? And I’ll even let you lick my feet. 🙂

  4. Thanks, guys – I’ve come to the conclusion that my nickname is often shared by those of the feline persuasion. Not sure how I feel about that!

  5. OMG. I had to play and this is what I got.
    1.) Tom needs cure for homophobia
    2.) Let’s see how many lines Tom needs
    3.) Tom needs to discuss these issues ASAP
    4.) Tom needs a hat
    5.) Tom needs to stretch further
    6.) Tom needs a new Unicycle Fund
    7.) Tom needs help
    8.) Hey Tom, you need a shrink
    9.) Tom needs to be back in a school setting
    10.) Tom needs the skills we take for granted each day of our lives.
    Whoa…it’s fucking surreal. Like the new magic 8 ball for this century.

  6. That’s totally hillarious, Tom – Goggle really does know everything 😉