You’ll have to add this to the many reasons I’ll be suffering in Hell for eternity, but I just couldn’t resist. Our local paper here - the Minneapolis Star Tribune recently ran an article publicizing the display of a rare treaty made between the federal government and the native Sioux leaders.

This photo was featured with the article:

The caption reads:

Yankton chief Struck-by-the-Ree, left, and Smutty Bear posed in Washington with Charles Picotte, another Sioux negotiator.

If Ashcroft would have been around back then, I wonder if he would have mandated some obscenity law provisions in the agreement.