… and I am Somebody male. in my thirties. recovering alcoholic. live in minneapolis. work in progress. gay. serenity please.

Safe (fashionable) sex

06.11.2005 · Posted in Absurdity

I wonder if it comes in platinum as well? Gold is so … 1980.

Gold Ringed Burberry Condoms


Order your own 3-pack for the low low price of only $14.99! Or, if you wait, Old Navy is sure to come out with a sweat-shop version for only $3.99 in the very near future.

7 Responses to “Safe (fashionable) sex”

  1. Oh dear! Burberry is fashionable over there?!!

  2. I suppose the laughter would be an additional pleasure element. What next? GUCCI butt plugs?!

  3. you know that’s 14.99 pounds, not dollars. It would have to be an amazing piece of ass for me to use that on it.

    Plus I already have a collection of condoms that I’m having a hard enought time working through. Having a condom that expensive would only add to the frustration of me being sexually single.

  4. If you buy enough of them, you can make a lovely scarf.

  5. You find the most interesting things…. where is it that you go to find this stuff? Personally, I would rather keep it simple and enjoy the sex instead of what I am wearing. But that’s just me.

  6. You have got to be kidding me.. that’s hilarious!