After seeing this film:
Latter
Days
… I found myself seeing more and more Mormon boys out riding their bikes through the neighborhood. I had never noticed them before! Makes me wonder if they’d always been there, or if the Mormon church thought they’d take advantage of the free publicity Just kidding - they probably didn’t appreciate [...]

This is just too damned funny:
Taco Bell patron in Iowa charged in chalupa assault
I worked at McDonalds all through high school and have many similar stories about upset customers. Dealing with these types of people has actually proven to be quite useful later in life. In fact, I’ve been told that I was picked for [...]

Godamn The Stepford Wives was funny! Definately a must-see. There was actually some valid stuff in the film, though, not just all comedy, camp and brainwashed housewives. There’s a point where Nicole Kidman’s characater, Joanna, realizes that everyone in Stepford is happy. They do their work, they smile, they’re polite and they do tons of [...]

If you ever want to feel your heart skip a beat, watch The Tony Awards with a room full of homos when Carol Channing walks on stage. Dear Gawd!

I went to a meeting tonight - Saturday Night Live at the Basilica. It’s a great meeting - lots of people, lots of energy. The speaker tonight was Heidi. I thought she was really good. I didn’t really want to go to a meeting, but I made myself - and as is usually the case, [...]

President
Reagan dies at 93
I wonder if Nancy said, ‘Noooooo’ when the heart monitor stopped beeping?
That’s terrible of me. Nancy, if you’re reading this, I’m sorry. Oh, and I have to say - I loved how they portrayed you in The
Reagans!

I’ve had a friend bother me for not mentioning his name yet, so here it is:
Hello, Gabian!
In all honesty, Sister Hoffner has been a good friend to me since shortly after my sobriety began. He’s set a great example for me as to how to live your life without the booze and dope that [...]

Okay, so turns out that maybe my brother’s ex girlfriend isn’t actually expecting. Sounds like the incident
was more of a tactic to get him back than anything. I’m praying that’s the case.

Super Size Me was a super fantastic film, though I couldn’t believe what happened to this guy. Go see it.

I’ve had a stiff neck and back ever since I had to lift up my roommates monstrosity of a bed to get our laundry out. He had jam-packed a laundry basket underneath in a hurry. I couldn’t get my underwear out, so I had to lift the bed up while he pulled out the basket. [...]